Mary had a little watch. She swallowed it, alas. The doctor gave her castor oil to make the time to pass. The castor oil, it did not work. The time, it did not pass. So if you wish to know the time, look up Mary's Aunt Fanny. She owns a clock factory.
So it's time to do this once again?
Time to sit down with keyboard or pen?
Write five lines at a time
With a cute little rhyme,
But the last time some folks had problems with the meter and with making the ends sound alike.
Foggy wrote: Mary had a little watch. She swallowed it, alas. The doctor gave her castor oil to make the time to pass. The castor oil, it did not work. The time, it did not pass. So if you wish to know the time, look up Mary's Aunt Fanny. She owns a clock factory.
I love it! Now that's what I call a "CLEAN AND FUNNY LIMERICK"!
PotKorn wrote: So it's time to do this once again?
Time to sit down with keyboard or pen?
Write five lines at a time
With a cute little rhyme,
But the last time some folks had problems with the meter and with making the ends sound alike.
There was a young lady of Niger
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger
They came back from the ride,
With the lady inside,
And the smile on the face of the tiger!
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