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javaseuf

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Posted: 11/11/09 01:30pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

I asked my wife what she would do if we won the Lottery. She said she would take half the winnings and leave me.
I said "great, we just won $12.00 so here is six bucks. Now leave!


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javaseuf wrote:

I asked my wife what she would do if we won the Lottery. She said she would take half the winnings and leave me.
I said "great, we just won $12.00 so here is six bucks. Now leave!


...and that's when the fight started

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Looove it!!!!


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Posted: 11/11/09 02:02pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

Thank goodness we have a comfortable couch!!

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Now that is really, really funny.....LOL

Um...gonna ask Rich the same question. See what he dares to say!!


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When are you due to be released from the hospital??????

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Road Dog wrote:

When are you due to be released from the hospital??????


Got out and returned home last week.

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Posted: 11/11/09 11:10pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

On a related note, remember the guy that won the lottery and then went and told his wife he wanted a divorce. He waited until the divorce was done before he cashed in the ticket. If my memory is correct, the judge didn't like his little trick too much and gave almost all the money to the ex-wife.


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