There you go again Chuckster, reading my mind again ... OHHHHH, maybe we should make a that part of the act ... mind-reading, and maybe a hypnotist for the half-time show -- give people something to watch while grilling ...
For our dinner entertainment I had planned a skit featuring our older attendees, dressed in straw hats, black socks, Bermuda shorts, and pig snout masks, slam dancing in the parking lot, singing the "We Are the World!" while carrying "Camp Walmart" signs and/or "Rest Stop One Mile" interstate signs.
However, we can save that for later.
Don't know about anyone else, but I wanna be the 'chick picker' -- I know, I know, it's only volunteer and no salary -- but that's okay, will suffer through the lack of paycheck ... Eye candy provides it's own rewards ...
monkey44 wrote: Retired Phone Man QUOTE: "I have signed up and I will receive $100 per each person I examine. All that is required is a video of the proceedings sent to the Gov."
So, RPM, do you get to select the individuals you examine, or do you have to examine everyone. I mean, getting to pick 'em might add even more fun to these dance nights.
Since I am on SS and have a limit I can earn without paying taxes, I have to limit the number of inspections I can do. Therefore I have to be very selective in choosing candidates. Don't be offended if I don't choose you. It is not because you are old or ugly but it is just a matter of economics.
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monkey44 wrote: Retired Phone Man QUOTE: "I have signed up and I will receive $100 per each person I examine. All that is required is a video of the proceedings sent to the Gov."
So, RPM, do you get to select the individuals you examine, or do you have to examine everyone. I mean, getting to pick 'em might add even more fun to these dance nights.
Since I am on SS and have a limit I can earn without paying taxes, I have to limit the number of inspections I can do. Therefore I have to be very selective in choosing candidates. Don't be offended if I don't choose you. It is not because you are old or ugly but it is just a matter of economics.
Whoa there Skippy!!! We aren't paying for tick picking and especially chick tick picking--no way. This is all part of that new "volunteerism" we have been hearing about. Besides, from what I've seen on National Geographic, monkeys do that as part of their everyday, limb sitting, jungle squatting day!
As I visualize the matter, it is merely a demonstration thing--like the "slicer/dicer" guy in the commercial building at the state fair.
WTTCS wrote: Monkey, do you see that line of fat, old, bald, young, buff, men, that starts two blocks down the street?
Your place is at the END of that line......................................
Sorry folks -- as OP, I GET TO CHOOSE where the chick-pickin' line begins, and it begins right behind my young, buff 65-year-old self.
And because I also am limited in how much I can earn, for the same reasons, I'm accepting very selective bids on second place ... in case the chick-pickin job gets to be too much for these tired, old eyes although that has never happened yet.
And, not to exclude chicks by age, when I close one eye, each of you will appear half your age and twice as beautiful, so remain in the competition without regard for year of birth. So, please line up and be selected
BTW: No one is excluded ... everyone passes the examination. Let the dancing begin !!!!!!!!!!
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I read On Safari's question this morning and felt like Dr. Frankenstein! I careened around the room screaming "It's Alive, it's Alive!".
Ok, Monkey, where are you in your research on rest stop activities--it has been three months?
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