We had a Paddy O'Room (that's the brand name--there may be other ones out there) on our last unit. They attach to the awning roller and sides of the RV. We used Velcro on the sides, instead of installing the things provided with the room. We loved it. Do a search to see who sells them in your area.
Yep, command hooks work for us, too. We each have one for a coat, and I hang my purse on one. We have them for keys. We have a small basket hung with command hooks that holds the dog leash, poop bags and a small flashlight (for when we take the pooch out at night). We have them in the bedroom for clothes, and in the bath for towels. In the kitchen for the oven mitts.
You are not weird! We do the same, especially love walking around CG to see what else is there, what folks have done with their rigs, the outdoor set ups.
When on the road, even freeways, we try to figure out what brands/models are coming toward us. We even get a little annoyed when we don't see any other RVers on the road. :)
On two lane/four lane non-divided roads we ALWAYS wave at oncoming RVers, too. We love to see how many people wave back!
Try a search for "RV Condos" and the area in which you are looking. We looked at some in Minnesota. You can store your RV, boat, race car, or other toys. They are usually fixed up with space to work on the toy, etc., may have some small living spaces, heated/cooled. Expensive to buy, plus there are association fees.