Al/Reeni
Ft Myers, Fl
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As a takeoff on Jeff Foxworthy's "Redneck" bit, here's a few thoughts that have popped into my mind. I will admit to being guilty of SOME of these!
You MIGHT be an RV'r if. . .
. . . the Camping World Master Catalog arrives and you lock yourself in the bathroom for an hour with a cordless phone and your VISA card.
. . . when someone asks how many people can sleep in your RV, you and your spouse answer in unison, "JUST TWO!"
. . . you could re-plumb, or re-wire your RV blindfolded, but if the dishwasher in your house quits, you tell your wife to call somebody.
. . . the sheets, towels, and small appliances in your RV are all brand new and color co-ordinated, but in your house it's the same stuff you bought at garage sales when you first got married.
. . . you're not at Camping World within 10 minutes of opening on Saturday morning, and they call your house to see if you're OK.
. . . at home it's Pop Tarts, hot dogs, grilled cheese, and leftovers, but in the CG it's full breakfasts, porterhouse, boiled shrimp, and fresh sweetcorn.
OK, folks, let's hear some more!
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downtheroad
Tumbling Waters, Washington
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Joined: 02/18/2003
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if:
you have a huge diesel truck that you can't turn, park or afford and you camp only during your 2 weeks of vacation a year.
if:
you drive the speed limit all year, everywhere until you hook up your rig and then you go 80mph.
GMC Duramax/Allison (LBZ)
08 Komfort 277TS Our Rig Pic
Reese Dual Cam HP
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sharker6
Shelbyville, Kentucky
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if...
your kids always know where you are without asking
if....
doing to the bathroom in a 2'x2' area is actually kinda fun
if...
you never help your DW clean the house but your rv is spotless
2005 Xterra off road 4X4, 2007 26' Aluma-Lite, WD w/ friction sway, Prodigy, Yamaha EF2400, 400w inverter, front carrier w/ rod holders, Dish Network
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Tarponteaser
Space Coast Florida
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If... you sleep and/or relax in it in the back yard 'cause you can't get away for a trip.
If... you have several children named after State/National parks you visited.
If...you have to hire a landscaper to tend the yard 'cause you are never home on weekends.
2006 Centennial 3606
2008 F-250 4X4 PSD King Ranch Crew Cab
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jnesta
SE PA
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Joined: 03/13/2007
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if... you know what a "toad" really is.
if... you think 11mpg is pretty good.
if... you consider a Flying J to be a little slice of heaven.
'02 Suburban 2500 4x4 8.1 3.73 (Sold!)
'01 Sunline 280 SR (Sold!)
New "RV": 91 vw Vanagon MV Weekender!
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abskws
Pamplin, Virginia
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Joined: 12/05/2006
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If you're out of something in the house, but there're two of 'em in the camper.
if you're late anywhere you go, but on the morning to leave and go camping, you and the dog are 1st in the truck and blowing the horn.
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Dieselgem
Pennsylvania
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Joined: 04/07/2005
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if...you don't flush the toilet at home because you can't find the pedal
if...you wonder if this is work or play
if...you enjoy telling folks that you had a second home and this is just FEMA's replacement
08-KZ Escalade 41'CKS Escalade Pics
2008 F450 Super DutyTruck Pics
97 & 2003 FLSTS
2003 FLSTC (Wife's)
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just_dave
Bay City, MI
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Foxworthy actually said this one once about rednecks. I must be one....
if...going camping raises your standard of living.
2001 2500HD 6.0L 4.10 4x4 
1999 Jayco Eagle 285BHS 5er  Thank you Lord!
Draw-Tite 16K with Kwik-Slide
Prodigy
Bilsteins (on the truck)
Monroes (on the 5er)
Roady2 XM Radio
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skipnchar
Topeka Kansas USA
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Joined: 12/17/2003
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If you know of 100 absolutely worthless uses for Bounce fabric softner and NONE of them involve a clothes dryer.
If you know the location of every Walmart between your home and San Jose California
If you ride your bicycle to the grocery store for a loaf of bread and cover your tires while you're inside
2004 F-150 HD 3,050 lb. payload
Rockwood 8314SS 34' travel trailer
We have enough YOUTH...how about a fountain of SMART
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Al/Reeni
Ft Myers, Fl
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Oh yeah, here's another. . .
if you drink your first cup of coffee every morning sitting in front of the computer checking out RV.Net.
Keep 'em comin'!
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