Bumpyroad
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magicbus wrote:Bumpyroad wrote:I think that Homeland security is tracking me. 
bumpy Me took.. That's why I wrap my keyboard and mouse in aluminum foil  .
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AHA!!! you failed to wear the aluminum foil pointy hat.
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daytona7
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Bumpyroad wrote:I think that Homeland security is tracking me.
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Homeland Security will only track your movement if you also use your cell phone and move more than 1 inch at least once a day. They are also tracking you using that magnetic strip on your drivers license, credit cards, other cards and money with the strip. Every time you go past a Police car, bank, traffic light or a toll booth, they pick up your information on the strip and store it on CD's. Only wat to keep your location secret is to wrap your wallet and cards individually in at least 3 inches of lead sheathing. Oh, don't forget to cover the top of your head in lead sheathing so they do not pick up your brain waves and send all your new money to me so I can deactivate the strips with my scrungiliennera magnetic vaporizer machine
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tenbear
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I use "ccleaner" to get rid of all the junk. It allows you to specify which cookies you want to keep and let it delete all other cookies each time you boot up. In addition it cleans up all false registry entries and a whole bunch of other "junk".
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cjoseph
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You all are creeping me out. I'm going back to my typewriter and write some letters.
Oh, stamps are up to $0.42 --screw that!
I've gotta go buy some aluminum foil.
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daytona7
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Aluminum will not work. Must be exactly 3 inches of LEAD all the way around. Otherwise there might be leakage of brain waves. Almost forgot. You also need to attach a Pink Plastic Flamingo to the roof of your RV with the center line on it's beak facing 359.98 degrees.
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goin2themountains
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Tinfoil underwear is the ticket, but only in conjunction with Daytona's pink flamingo along with tacky lights on the awning to obstruct the microwave seeking ability.
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daytona7
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Depends on the color of the lights. We need an experts advice on the lights. Moderator? I think UltraViolet might do the trick though.
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1492
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goin2themountains wrote:Tinfoil underwear is the ticket, but only in conjunction with Daytona's pink flamingo along with tacky lights on the awning to obstruct the microwave seeking ability.
Better if you have the full protection! 
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Admin
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Hats for the "In the know" RVer
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Bumpyroad
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I don't care who you are, that one was funny.
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