wittmeba
Roanoke, Va
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Yes, it is out! Brand new edition of...
"You might be a Redneck if..."
1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.
3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
5. Edited out.
6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.
7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.
8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.
10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.
14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.
16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
17. You have a rag for a gas cap.
18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
19. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean?
20. You can spit without opening your mouth.
21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.
24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal*Mart.
25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV
26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements.
28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.
30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.
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mgbogue1
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wittmeba wrote:"You might be a Redneck if..."
1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
So, what's your point?
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skipbee
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You make all your new friends at an RV dump station......
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Veronica
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wittmeba wrote:Yes, it is out! Brand new edition of...
"You might be a Redneck if..."
25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV
My grandparents had two televisions stacked on top of each other - both worked though...kinda. The sound worked on one...the picture worked on the other. Between the two you had one good working tv. Does that mean I'm descended from rednecks? Nevermind...don't answer that. I already know the answer.
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wittmeba
Roanoke, Va
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Veronica wrote:wittmeba wrote:Yes, it is out! Brand new edition of...
"You might be a Redneck if..."
25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV
My grandparents had two televisions stacked on top of each other - both worked though...kinda. The sound worked on one...the picture worked on the other. Between the two you had one good working tv. Does that mean I'm descended from rednecks? Nevermind...don't answer that. I already know the answer.
Well, now you know 
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PotKorn
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Veronica wrote:My grandparents had two televisions stacked on top of each other - both worked though...kinda. The sound worked on one...the picture worked on the other. Between the two you had one good working tv. Does that mean I'm descended from rednecks? Nevermind...don't answer that. I already know the answer.
A TV with a remote speaker system? It sounds like an early version of home theater to me. Your grandparents were WAY ahead of their time. 
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strollin
San Martin, CA
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Veronica wrote:wittmeba wrote:Yes, it is out! Brand new edition of...
"You might be a Redneck if..."
25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV
My grandparents had two televisions stacked on top of each other - both worked though...kinda. The sound worked on one...the picture worked on the other. Between the two you had one good working tv. Does that mean I'm descended from rednecks? Nevermind...don't answer that. I already know the answer.
Heck, my dad did that when I was a kid. We had 2 19" B&W TVs stacked one on top of the other. One had picture but no sound the other sound but no picture. When we changed the channel we had to change it on both TVs! Of course we only got 2 channels and they were both fuzzy.
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