opnyn8d
Michigan
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It's hotter than the devil's armpit.
She's older than the rocks they made dirt from.
He's older than God's grandpa.
When we were young and Dad would tell us to do something, if we asked "What fer?", he'd reply "Cat fur to make kitten britches."
Hasn't got 2 IQ points to rub together.
A few more IQ points, and he could be a rock.
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3 dog nights
Central, Virginia USA
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Southern saying...."He needed killin"
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Hannibal
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Blacker than midnight under a skillet
Hotter than Georgia asphalt
Sweeeeet as a cinnamon bun!
Happy as a puppy with two tails
a shot in the dark with a limb in the way
dry as a popcorn poot!
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ex '95 Cummins,'98 12v Cummins,'01.5 Cummins,'03 Cummins; '05 Hemi
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RoadXYZ
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Cold hands, warm heart ...
Full-Time RV'rs - Grandma, Grandpa, & Petunia, 8 yr old Chi
Your mind is a Garden, Your thoughts are the Seeds,
You can grow Flowers, Or you can grow Weeds.
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mccoola
Milton, FL
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Since he was knee high to a grasshopper.
Since Hector was a pup.
She was wild as a weed.
Not the sharpest crayon in the box.
If he had any brains, he'd probably take them out and play with them.
Were you raised in a barn?
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camperpaul
Wherever I park my travel trailer
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The one that has always puzzled me is:
"Happy as a clam".
How do we know clams are happy?
Especially when they are headed for the chowder pot...
Paul
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Was a campground host at IBSP (2006-2010) - now retired.
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Rick Y
Vancouver (not BC), Washington (not DC)
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A face so wrinkled that it looks like it caught on fire and they put it out with a hatchet.
So ugly he looks like Death eating a cracker.
Rick & Karen
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RoadXYZ
OR-WA-ID-CA
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Thanx for sharing ... brought back some memories for sure.
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msvintage
North Carolina
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he's about as screwed up as a football bat. I giggle when I hear this one.
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knesdad
Wisconsin
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Talkin' to you is like bangin' my head on the wall; feels so good when it stops!
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