I offer my sincere apologies for this streak of bad weather, since many of you had contibuted to the Fund to Stop Raindancing. Everything was going fine, good weather scheduled, and then a member of the Comanche Wimmen Stealin' and Waggin Burnin' group, my uncle Grey Poupon, got into the firewater and decided to take a short snooze under a pecan tree. Unfortunately, that area was already occupied by a few bazallion fire ants. Well, those fire ants did what fire ants do when agitated, and when they got inside ol' Grey Poupon's loin cloth, he came alive real quick. In the ensuing dance, he invented several new steps and the Rain, Sleet, Hail, Tornado, Typhoon, Hurricane and Tsunami dance was created. Unfortunately, much akin to the Law of the Medes and Persians, the effects cannot be reversed.
Also, the surprise Wimming Stealin' and Waggin Burnin' raid has been postponed.
So sorry, guys.
Discovery 39S Tin Teepee
Honda CR-V Toad
Jeep Cherokee Toad
Enrolled member of the Comanche Tribe
Bichon Frise bear killers:
Lord Shonefeld von Reginald-Friese IV.
Lady Annabelle von Lichenstein-Friese III.
Hope all you rally attendees are having a great time. We are in Pleasanton, about 25 miles south of San Antonio. I had hoped to stop by to visit old friends today, but circumstances precluded that. My sister-in-law is having some medical problems, and we are her for that purpose.
Have a great time for the rest of the rally and we'll see ya down the road somewhere.
Lonnie and Hazel
(Grey Mountain and his British Bride)