I will tell Y'all a little Story on Myself. My Wife at the Time cracked up.
Last Year We had a Little Snow on the Concrete Wall by the Edge of the Carport.
I told her that we had had some kind of Very big Animal out there. The Tracks were extremely big. I could not figure out what kind of an animal had left such large Tracks.
I was a little scared and Very Concerned about the small Dogs that were let out into the Fenced Yard that adjoined the Carport. I was afraid that whatever it was would hurt our Dogs.
I even took Pictures of the Tracks to show her.
When she looked at the Tracks she started cracking up. What I thought were Animal Tracks, were the Impressions made in the Snow by the bottom of a Pepsi Bottle. The dreaded Pepsi Snipe. That is one scary Critter!