justtrippin
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An old man walking up the street dragging a rope goes to the bar and gets a beer, the bartender gives it to him and sees hes dragging a rope with him. He ask the old man why are you draging that rope with you? The old man says, sonny you ever try pushing one?
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Lady Fitzgerald
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I used to do that at work.
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mowermech
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Jus' shows t'go ya, jokes NEVER die of old age!
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mowermech wrote:Jus' shows t'go ya, jokes NEVER die of old age!
No, they just start to stink more 
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barbandwayne
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That rope went into the bar and the bartender told him they didn't serve his kind in there. The rope goes outside, ties himself in a knot, ruffles up his ends a little and goes back into the bar. The bartender says, didn't I just throw you out of here? The rope says "I'm a frayed knot"!
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anaro
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barbandwayne wrote:That rope went into the bar and the bartender told him they didn't serve his kind in there. The rope goes outside, ties himself in a knot, ruffles up his ends a little and goes back into the bar. The bartender says, didn't I just throw you out of here? The rope says "I'm a frayed knot"!
now that is a cute twist.
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barbandwayne
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anaro wrote:barbandwayne wrote:That rope went into the bar and the bartender told him they didn't serve his kind in there. The rope goes outside, ties himself in a knot, ruffles up his ends a little and goes back into the bar. The bartender says, didn't I just throw you out of here? The rope says "I'm a frayed knot"!
now that is a cute twist.
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monkey44
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You wanna push a rope, you gotta pour water on it and freeze it first.
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My first time I heard that rope joke was in 1979. I have told it several times and only a few have gotten the point. It is one that you have to wait for the reaction. Still, it is funny. A great pun. Probably better in print than told.
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