justtrippin
Yakima
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ok lets go back in time, how many elephant jokes do you know? I"ll start-----how many elephants can you get in a vw? 6-- three in the front and three in the back. Now its your turn.
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Tom in CT
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What do you do with an elephant with three balls?
Walk him and pitch to the rhino
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campn4walleye
Central WI
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how do you know when an elephant has been in the fridge?
Footprints in the butter.
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jetboater454
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Q: How do you know if you pass an elephant?
A: You can't get the toilet seat down.
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AKsilvereagle
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino ?
Answer : Elephino.
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lawnspecialties
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Tom in CT wrote:What do you do with an elephant with three balls?
Walk him and pitch to the rhino
 That's freakin' funny right there.
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hotpepperkid
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HOw do you get an elephant in a fridg? Open the door and put him in
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Just Bob
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit cards.
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Mr. Camper
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Why do elephants paint their toenails different colors?
To hide in a bad of M & M's.
Did you ever see an elephant in a bag of M & M's?
See how good they hide.
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hotpepperkid
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Why do they have red eyes. So they can hide it a strawberry patch. Ever see one in a strawberry patch
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