Old-Biscuit
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1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
Wrong .
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions..
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend .... Except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.
This tests your memory...
Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening?
All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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rockportrocket
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Why do elephants have flat feet?
From jumping out of trees.
Why do elephants have 1 yellow rear foot?
Not house trained yet.
Why to elephants wear springs on their feet?
To bounce up in the trees and have S__ withthe monkeys
What is the most feared sound in the jungle ?
Bong Bong Bong
Why are elephants gray?
to hid on the freeway. u ever seen one on the freeway?
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sonicsix
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What is that dark stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives.
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WeBeFulltimers
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Why did the elephant wear tennies?
Because ninies were too small!
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Lady Fitzgerald
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missmy5ver wrote:how do you know when an elephant has been in the fridge?
Footprints in the butter.
I thought it was you could smell the peanut butter on his breath?
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restlesswind
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How do you get down off an elephant?
You don't!
You get down off of a Duck!
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What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?
Ten after One!
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justtrippin
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Why do ducks have web feet........to stamp out forrest fires. why do elephants have flat feet........to stamp out flaming ducks.
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WeBeFulltimers
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Lady Fitzgerald wrote:missmy5ver wrote:how do you know when an elephant has been in the fridge?
Footprints in the butter.
I thought it was you could smell the peanut butter on his breath?
Peanut butter in the fridge? 
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mowermech
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restlesswind wrote:How do you get down off an elephant?
You don't!
You get down off of a Duck!
I thought you get down off a goose!
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