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Posted: 02/27/12 07:56pm Link  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

I shot an elephant in pyjamas last night! How he got in my pyjamas I'll never know.


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One leg at a time ?

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How do you make an elephant fly?





First start with a zipper about 5 feet long.....

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Bachus wrote:

I shot an elephant in pyjamas last night! How he got in my pyjamas I'll never know.
I hope you didn't aim for his trunk.

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What's the difference between an elephant and an egg?


Don't know?





I'd better not send you to the store for eggs.


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WeBeFulltimers wrote:

Lady Fitzgerald wrote:

missmy5ver wrote:

how do you know when an elephant has been in the fridge?


Footprints in the butter.


I thought it was you could smell the peanut butter on his breath?


Peanut butter in the fridge?


No, in the elephant. Hey I didn't make the joke, I just remember it from when I was a kid.


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and my kids think I tell rotten jokes geees

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mowermech wrote:

restlesswind wrote:

How do you get down off an elephant?
You don't!
You get down off of a Duck!


I thought you get down off a goose!

"Duck" was close enough for us older folks with poor memories.


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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?



"Here come the elephants!"


What did Tarzan say when he saw elephants wearing sunglasses coming?


Nothing, he didn't recognize them!


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Had an awesome time reading all the jokes. The Tarzan one was the best!!! Lol….

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