Bachus
Stratford, Ontario, Canada
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I shot an elephant in pyjamas last night! How he got in my pyjamas I'll never know.
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rockportrocket
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One leg at a time ?
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Supreme Oppressor
Grande Prairie, Alberta
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What's the difference between an elephant and an egg?
Don't know?
I'd better not send you to the store for eggs.
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Finally Time
Western Washington
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How do you make an elephant fly?
First start with a zipper about 5 feet long.....
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Lady Fitzgerald
Tempe, AZ, USA, Earth
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WeBeFulltimers wrote:Lady Fitzgerald wrote:missmy5ver wrote:how do you know when an elephant has been in the fridge?
Footprints in the butter.
I thought it was you could smell the peanut butter on his breath?
Peanut butter in the fridge? 
No, in the elephant. Hey I didn't make the joke, I just remember it from when I was a kid.
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Just Bob
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Bachus wrote:I shot an elephant in pyjamas last night! How he got in my pyjamas I'll never know.  I hope you didn't aim for his trunk. 
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old guy
Oregon (pronounced Or e gun)
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and my kids think I tell rotten jokes geees
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daine.scott
Neptune,NJ
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Had an awesome time reading all the jokes. The Tarzan one was the best!!! Lol….
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tartan camper
Canandaigua, New York
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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
"Here come the elephants!"
What did Tarzan say when he saw elephants wearing sunglasses coming?
Nothing, he didn't recognize them!
Backpack to fiver...and everything in between. What a life!
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restlesswind
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mowermech wrote:restlesswind wrote:How do you get down off an elephant?
You don't!
You get down off of a Duck!
I thought you get down off a goose!
"Duck" was close enough for us older folks with poor memories.
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