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Posted: 05/01/12 06:08pm Link  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

How not to pick a denist


Best line

"I knew something was wrong because when I woke up I couldn't feel any teeth and my jaw was strapped up with bandages," Olszewski said.

This line saves him. Before this, I thought the guy was a total idiot. But the fact that he recognized something was wrong when he couldn't feel any of his teeth - something he clearly remembered having before he went to sleep - that right there is true intelligence, folks. The gene pool is stronger because of this fellow.

I wonder if the judge will reduce his bill?

I know this is sooooo wrong....but it's just hilarious!!!

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Ok, its wrong
But its hard to feel tooo sorry for an individual who is totally void of any common sense.


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Could have been worse. She could have been a proctologist.


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Jim Shoe wrote:

Could have been worse. She could have been a proctologist.
I almost spit tea all over my keyboard. That was funny!

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Wow - this takes the "scorned woman" to a whole new high!!!! The guys breaks up with the dentist - then goes to her 4 days later. And the NEW girlfriend dumps him because he's toothless now.... hard to feel sorry for the moron....

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I think she should have pulled every odd tooth on the top and every even tooth on the bottom. That way when his mouth is shut he has a smile / grin and display a full set. Now chewing is a whole different story.

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Even dumber on her part. She will probably lose her license or at least have it suspended.


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I hope he does some dental work on her. With a ball peen hammer and a baseball bat.


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Jarlaxle wrote:

I hope he does some dental work on her. With a ball peen hammer and a baseball bat.


He asked for what he got. Idiot!


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wilber1 wrote:

Even dumber on her part. She will probably lose her license or at least have it suspended.
I would hope she would lose a whole lot more than that! That is a criminal act.

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