Little Johnny was in the first grade. Every single day, without fail, he would tell his classmates about the new brother or sister that would be coming into the family soon.
One day, while at home, his mother called to him and placed his hand upon her abdomen while the baby was doing some incredible gyrations. She was somewhat surprised that Johnny did not have a comment, but after feeling the baby move, just quietly walked away.
From that day forward, Johnny never again mentioned anything to his classmates about the upcoming brother or sister that he was expecting. After several weeks, the teacher, fearing the worst, called Johnny aside and said "Johnny, I noticed that you have not said anything about your new brother or sister in quite some time. Is everything alright?"
Johnny replied with a very sad voice "I think my mom ate it"
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