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An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels .


After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'


The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.


In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,


'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:


1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

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Posted: 08/08/12 03:57pm Link  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

Good 1


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LOL Hilarious!!!!!!!

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Good one. Reminds me of Carolyn, a rich blonde, buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport. She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night, the car just won't move at all. After trying to drive the car at night for a week (but without any luck), she furiously calls the Jaguar dealer and they send out a technician to her.

The technician examines the car and finds nothing wrong with it. So he turns to the blonde and asks: "Ma'am, are you sure you are using the right gears?"

Full of anger, the blonde replies: "You fool, you idiot, how on earth could you ask such a question? I'm not stupid you know! Of course I am using the right gears; I use D during the day and N at night."


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HAHA !! Very nice !!

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Love it!

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Hahaha! Great joke!

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Posted: 08/09/12 12:33pm Link  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

5er4ever wrote:

Good one. Reminds me of Carolyn...I use D during the day and N at night."
Good one! Got to send it off to my sister. She collect "blond jokes". Yes, she is blond.

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I'm going to borrow that one. lol

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5er
I stole your joke and everyone got a biiiiig laugh.
Thanks

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