We just bought our trailer and are looking for good ideas for a witty saying, bible verse, of something interesting to put on the back to entertain all the folks I will be slowing down. Any suggestions?
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
God must love stupid people; He made so many
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke
I got this motor home for my wife. Best deal I ever made
If You Can Read This, I’ve Lost My Trailer
Do you ever notice that when you’re driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
If practice makes perfect, and nobody’s perfect, why practice?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - W. C. Fields
I wonder how far we will have to go before we can find a place to turn round
No turning back now
Strangely enough, this is the past that somebody in the future is longing to go back to
I can always find a quote from George Carlin:
It's never just a game when you're winning
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it
I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it
No one knows what’s next, but everybody does it
I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed
When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front-row seat
The future will soon be a thing of the past
Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view
If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends
So far, this is the oldest I’ve been
It isn’t fair: the caterpillar does all the work, and the butterfly gets all the glory
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"Still round the corner there may wait
A new road or a secret gate;
And though I oft have passed them by,
The day will come at last when I
Shall take the hidden paths that run
West of the moon and east of the sun."
Frodo in the Return of the King ~J.R.R. Tolkien
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Not original, but I always like "We're retired and spending our childrens' inheritance." I really liked George Carlin's sense of humor as posted above. Certainly something there that's usable.
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