panchovilla
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A man went to a nightclub with a few friends. The bouncer refused to let the man in because he wasn’t dressed appropriately. The dress code called for a tie. None of his friends had a spare tie. After thinking for a moment, one of his friends said, “I know! I have a set of jumper cables you could use as a tie. Just tie two ends and tuck the other ends in your shirt.” The man put them on, and headed back to the club. The bouncer was suspicious. But he agreed to let the man in as long as he didn’t start anything.
(posted here courtesy of the Kim Komando newsletter - I certainly wouldn't take credit for it myself)
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sirdrakejr
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You have to be careful in how you wear those cables. Some times they produce a shock to the system.
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katmann343
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Back in the late 60's , In Austin, Texas at the Skyline Club, If you did not have tie, THEY WOULD RENT YOU A BOE TIE FOR A BUCK. When you left you just dropped the tie in a box
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hehehe I got a real Boost outa that one 
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You guys are so punny!!
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Is there a positive or negative side to this story?
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CatandJim
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seatboard wrote:Is there a positive or negative side to this story?
Yes there is... just be careful not to get them backwards, that can cause some real excitement. 
Besides all that, there is nothing worse than a pun on the wrong posts.....  
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Tsk Tsk Tsk Very Shocking
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Pun threads really tick me off.
If I don't stop reading this, I'm going to fly off the handle and end up getting charged with assault and battery.
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Hey, it's all good...the dude is grounded in his beliefs.
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