One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers
that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, sir? We have:
>> Work Out Barbie for $19.95,
>> Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,
>> Astronaut Barbie for $19.95,
>> Skater Barbie for $19.95, and
>> Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and
the others only $19.95?"
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir...,
Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Harley, Ken's
Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and...one of Ken's Friends."
NO! I'm not THAT "Pancho Villa"
Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are "XL"
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