Finally Time
Northern California
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Joined: 05/17/2005
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When the gas station robber points a gun at the clerk and says, "don't be funny lady, forget the money, fill my gas can."
'06 Sunline T-1950; '06 Explorer, V8
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markkc
Calgary Alberta Canada
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Joined: 04/12/2008
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When your trying to sell your MH for a newer model and get no bites but as soon as you add that it has a full tank of gas, the phone doesnt stop ringing.
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adondo
Pasco, Washington
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Joined: 07/28/2004
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...the fuel gauge in the dash of your diesel pusher looks like this:
FMCA# F355513. 1997 Safari Continental, 40 foot, 1 slide. Cat 3126B, Allison MD3060. 2000 Durango SLT 4x4 toad with a Blue Ox Aventa II and stopped with a Brake Buddy.
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Aiming a Direct TV dish
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larrygranny1
el paso, tx
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when you quit smoking because a pack of cig's is a gal of diesal to go camping with....true story while on my 11 state golfing trip during feb to apr 11th
Larry and Linda, we are retired from the miltary and teaching,
F250, 6.4l, 2008 Jayco, 25 ft w/slide
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ak_traveler
Fairbanks, Alaska
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Joined: 04/23/2005
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When you start planning your rv trips for destinations downhill from you so you can take advantage of gravity!
"There's no such thing as too much tow vehicle!"
Wes, Linda, & kids
"Tow Twuck" - 2008 Ford F350 DRW CC LB 6.4 Powerstroke
"Cougar" - 2006 Keystone Cougar 289EFS Fifth Wheel
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Casrep
On the road
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Joined: 01/07/2004
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When the entrances at WalMart are cluttered with RVers holding a sign saying
"WILL WORK FOR FUEL"
Living on the road
1999 HR Admiral
2003 Subaru Legacy Wagon
2 Cats - 1 Fat, 1 Brain-Dead and both spoiled
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Al/Reeni
Ft Myers, Fl
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After being totaled in an accident, the insurance adjuster needs to know how much fuel was in your tank before he can determine the value of your claim.
On Friday evening, you and your buddies are sitting around at the bar trying to outdo each other with exagerated tales of gas mileage.
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RevLeonidas
Oregon
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Joined: 09/17/2007
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...I know fuel prices are high when there are WAY too many complacent people b*tchen about it, and not doing a damn thing!
* censorship? oops.!, I'd better watch out before the moderators delete this post .
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daytona7
Florida
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mckernand wrote:When you check the map to see how many wal-marts are within 50 mile
area,soyou can go camping in there parking lot when you leave on vacation.
When planning your trip, you select your route based on how many WalMarts are on each leg of the trip instead of miles traveled, time of day or places of interest other than a WalMart. You know WalMart would really do a bang up business if they added a larger RV section in the auto parts area and had better restaurants on the premises.
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daytona7
Florida
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Tank and a half from Trenton, NJ to Wilson, NC in a 70 Dodge Daytona with a 440 magnum, costing a whopping $8.75 one way.
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