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gstanton

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Posted: 05/09/08 05:41pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

My invention is the "everything is OK" alarm. Its like a smoke detector that goes off when everything is ok. So as long as everthing is ok the alarm goes off and it sounds like a smoke detector. So most of the time this thing is going off in my back yard. It kinda gets the neighbors p***ed off to hear it so when the guy called the cops to report me the alarm turned off cause the police were coming. The alarm turned off cause "everything WAS NOT ok" that was because the police were called. When the cops got here he said to me that he got a report of a alarm going off and that he didnt hear it so he told me to have a nice nite. About 5 min. after he left the alarm loudly started to sound again because everything was OK once again. It's nice to hear that alarm. That way I know that everything is OK. The following day i explained to the neighbor that he is crazy to not want to hear that alarm. I told him that if he did not hear that alarm then there was problems cause that means that everything is NOT OK!!!! I told him to leave me alone and get over the noise cause its comforting to know when everything is ok! I am thinking about getting a Patent for my "everything's OK alarm". What do you guys think? I love to hear that noise when im sleeping so i know that everything is cool. If i wake up and dont hear it then i get scared!

* This post was edited 05/09/08 06:12pm by gstanton *


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Posted: 05/09/08 06:06pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

I had one of those in my camper, it claimed to be a propane detector but I think it detected the absence of Propane instead.


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BrandonR wrote:

I had one of those in my camper, it claimed to be a propane detector but I think it detected the absence of Propane instead.


My smoke detector worked like that.


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Posted: 05/09/08 07:30pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

At one campground, I had a neighbor with a big dog that acted like an "OK Alarm",....barked all the time.


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...so if the alarm wasn't OK with the neighbor, why was it going off??


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Posted: 05/09/08 08:33pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

I advise you to make that 'alarm' bullet proof too cause I have a feeling it will be taking a few hits.


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I need you to invent me a pair of ear muff type thingies that have an alarm clock built in the ear piece part so for morning hunt I can go to sleep in the blind when it's still dark and get woke up just before sun up without deer hearing the alarm go off.

Hurry I need them by the first weekend in November.


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gamersredneckwife wrote:

I need you to invent me a pair of ear muff type thingies that have an alarm clock built in the ear piece part so for morning hunt I can go to sleep in the blind when it's still dark and get woke up just before sun up without deer hearing the alarm go off.

Hurry I need them by the first weekend in November.


Simple, take the band off a digital watch and stuff it inside the earmuffs, it'll be plenty loud to you but muffled outside.

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BrandonR wrote:

gamersredneckwife wrote:

I need you to invent me a pair of ear muff type thingies that have an alarm clock built in the ear piece part so for morning hunt I can go to sleep in the blind when it's still dark and get woke up just before sun up without deer hearing the alarm go off.

Hurry I need them by the first weekend in November.


Simple, take the band off a digital watch and stuff it inside the earmuffs, it'll be plenty loud to you but muffled outside.


Oh boy that sounds good....men with high powered weapons sleeping in the woods....I hope they leave their safety on.

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Posted: 05/12/08 03:22pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

I see gstanton has been watching old "Simpsons" episodes......Homer invented that alarm about 5 years ago.........along with the battery powered hammer and the make-up shotgun.....


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