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1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

2. I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.

3. I'm in shape. Round is a shape.

4. I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

5. Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

6. I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

7. Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.

8. Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but going faster is a maniac?

9. You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we have no idea where she is!


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4. I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

Never figured this one, Kamikaze pilots did not wear Helmets.





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Thanks for the Monday morning chuckles!


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egh33 wrote:

4. I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

Never figured this one, Kamikaze pilots did not wear Helmets.


Many did - while not a metal helmet, many wore the leather flying helmet:




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