matt7591

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Has there been a Jeff Foxworthy style thread on Small TTs yet? I know there was a consortium on what a small trailer is anyway.
If you have a front kitchen and a rear bedroom, and you can get a beer without getting out of bed... you may have a small trailer.
If you pull out your awning and the weight tips over your trailer, you may have a small trailer.
If the morning after a "passionate" night you find your trailer is two spaces over, you may have a small trailer.
If you have a trailer tire blowout mid trip halfway to your destination but don't realize it until you get there, you may have a small trailer.
Any others?
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Rollincool

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If the trailer has 12" tires, you may have a small trailer.
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Liv42day

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when i don't need a step ladder to give it a bath..........(i'm 5ft.)
also when u start saving coffee cans for those midnite potty breaks....
Ds says u have got to be kidding..........
U bring your pick up truck just to carry the fishing poles and the pillows.
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scbwr

Wilson NY

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If you can open the front window with your hand while opening the rear window with your foot.......you just might have a small trailer.
If you can open the front window with one hand while opening the rear window with your other hand...you just might have a even smaller trailer.
If your Toyota Yaris is longer than your RV....you might have a small trailer.
If one Good Sams decal covers the whole side....you might just have a small trailer.
If your bat wing television antenna extends beyond both ends of your camper...you just might have a small trailer.
If your fresh water tank is a recycled gallon milk jug...you just might have a small trailer.
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nny12972

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And in response....
I can get a beer from bed, the shower, the dinette, and the closet.....and if I stretch---from outside the door...
I actually have 12' awnings on BOTH sides....
When the HP stopped me on my way out of town last week and told me my TH marker lamps were blinking, I said what trailer? Oh yeah---I'm pulling a trailer....
When I want to haul my 25-footer and I can't remember where I put the WD/Sway bars...
When I can park both my TV & TH in two head-to-head parking spaces in any mall......
I'm loaded and ready to go, and when I can crank up the tongue jack, the TH balances---almost level...I must have left her in the back bedroom....
J
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stpauligirlmn

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"If your fresh water tank is a recycled gallon milk jug...you just might have a small trailer."
HHHHAAAA, ha, ha! These are hysterical.
If the RV parts department guys all start laughing when you ask which sway bar you should buy, you might have a small trailer. (they did!).
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Dixonmatco

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If the toilet, the sink and the shower all occupy a 2' X 2' space...
If you have to step outside to change your mind...
If a step rug can be used to cover the entire floor...
If the cooler in the back of your pickup is larger than the entire kitchen...
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F1bNorm

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Hey!
You guys are hittin' awful close to home. I resemble too many of those remarks!
You ever drop the soap in your 2x2 shower?
It is nice to be able to make your coffee without leaving the bed.
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Dennis Smith

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Whenyour kayak is 6 feet longer then your trailer, Mine is 22 foot long sea going kayak (and I live in colorado) 16 foot long trailer,(fun finder)
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Tom Trostel

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If you can lift the tongue to hitch up, you might have a small trailer
If strangers constantly use the word "cute" when talking about it, you might have an small trailer
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