A young blond woman drove through the Florida Everglades while on vacation.
She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young Blond declared, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out, catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!"
The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don't you go on and give it a try?"
The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spotted the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.
As he bought his car to a stop, he saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.
With lightning reflexes, the Blond took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank.
Nearby were 7 more dead gators, all lying belly up.
The shopkeeper stood on the bank and watched in silent amazement.
The blond struggled mightily and managed to flip the gator onto its back.
Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screamed in frustration,
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