floridacamper
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The Banana Test
There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by.
They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.
Who do you guess will win?
Your answer will reflect your personality.
So think carefully . . .. Try and answer within 30 seconds -
Got your answer?
Now scroll down to see the analysis.
If your answer is:
Lion = you're dull.
Chimpanzee = you're a moron.
Giraffe = you're a complete idiot.
Squirrel = you're just hopelessly stupid.
A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.
Obviously you're stressed and overworked.
You should take some time off and relax!
Try again next year.
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pjsky
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It appears that no one has the guts to reply to this post. I am hoplessly stupid. There, I said it.
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Preach
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Preach.
Answers $.50, Thoughtful answers $1.00, Correct answers $2.00, DUMB LOOKS are FREE.
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Mymaize
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Hee Hee. Read it too fast and didn't catch the coconut.
Cute
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Crowe
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Figured it out right from the outset. My son loves these kinds of jokes so I have to stay on my toes!
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ngc1514
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The unexamined assumption is that the banana GREW on the tree. Nowhere is it specified this is true.
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OzarkPreacher
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5 kids and several grand chidren will keep you thoughtful about this type question. My first thought was "bananas don't grow on coconut trees."
I don't think it's about intelligence so much as previous thought training or experience in regard to the type question asked. JMO, Of course I could be wrong. 
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A rooster lays an egg on top of a dog house, which side will it roll down??
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Burro
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Roosters don't lay eggs! What do I win? :-)
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wanderingjays
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How do we know that the chimpanzee didn't run up the tree and put a bannana there to help this scientific experiment?
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