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gamersredneckwife

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Posted: 07/17/08 06:34pm Link  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

Oh the signs were all there but like most foolish women...I didn't want to see the truth....

First he starts taking over the computer....he has 'research' to do...taking away my rv.net time away....and as I came to find out was on some questionable websites talking and having discussions...

Well I finally caught him and his new love together...and caught 'em in the act...

I've been replaced by Jolene.........who is now Scottie's one and only true love...he spends all his time with her and pays me no attention...

All you wives out there take my warning and don't let your hubby wonder on the internet unsupervised.....or you to may loose your hubby to a Jolene type...

I snapped this picture of them together as proof of his extra marital affair...





* This post was edited 07/17/08 07:03pm by gamersredneckwife *


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Posted: 07/17/08 06:49pm Link  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

A two leg gal would have been cheaper but she wouldn't have lived hear as long......

LOLOLOLOLOL....


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Posted: 07/17/08 06:50pm Link  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

Does Jolene do Scottie's laundry, too?

gamersredneckwife

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Posted: 07/17/08 07:00pm Link  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

star6443 wrote:

A two leg gal would have been cheaper but she wouldn't have lived hear as long......

LOLOLOLOLOL....




gamersredneckwife

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Posted: 07/17/08 07:01pm Link  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

sharrlan wrote:

Does Jolene do Scottie's laundry, too?


For the money he's been dishing out on this broad....she better be doing more than his laundry

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Posted: 07/17/08 07:29pm Link  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator



Time to doll up and fight for your man Summer!! You can't let the other woman win!

I just have to ask, what the heck does he plan to do with her, don't y'all live in the suburbs??


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gamersredneckwife

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Posted: 07/17/08 07:35pm Link  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

I have tried to fight for my man...telling her Jolene, Jolene, Jolene,Jolene...please don't take my man just because you can....

But she's a heartless ole thing....and consumes him day and night...he even got her some 'implements' ...I just don't have a chance....

And yes we sooooooo....live in the suburbs....but apparently I'm just not enough when we're at the deer lease

He even rubs it in my face....with a sticker that says...she thinks my tractor's sexy

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Posted: 07/17/08 07:36pm Link  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

Jolene sure does have a great set of......um.....LEGS!

CatandJim

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Posted: 07/17/08 07:40pm Link  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

gamersredneckwife wrote:

...............

And yes we sooooooo....live in the suburbs....but apparently I'm just not enough when we're at the deer lease

He even rubs it in my face....with a sticker that says...she thinks my tractor's sexy


I think maybe you need to change your screen name to redneckgamerswifedonewrong.

I do believe your gamer man has gone country on ya gal!! I knew you would eventually convert him, brainwash him...whatever. This is really your fault ya know. LOL

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Great video !!!! Did you notice all the men in the audience are sitting there with there legs crossed and hands in there lap...not looking left or right....like they're trying to say....not me babe...never me babe....I'd never look at another woman ...or drag queen

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