Benntexas

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Thought of putting this in the joke area,, but in reality as we all know this is NOT a joke. 
Cat Lover's Rules:
1. The cat is not allowed in the house.
2. OK, the cat is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
3. Ok, the cat is allowed in all rooms, but must stay off the furniture.
4. The cat can get on the old furniture only.
5. Fine, the cat is allowed on all the furniture, but it is not allowed to
sleep with the humans on the bed.
6. The cat can sleep on the bed, but not under the covers or on the pillow.
7. OK, The cat can sleep under the covers and on the pillow by invitation only.
8. Well, ok, the cat can sleep under the covers every night and on the pillow too.
9. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the cover with the cat;
only the cat can sleep on the pillow.
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Bearnkat

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Loved it!
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volspot

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That reminds me why I should get an RV - hotels don't tend to like cats. Not that I have one : ).
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4tumbleweeds

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I liked it. Thank you.
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maddog348

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My 3 dogs have been thru same training.
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rwmmdj

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Is your cat related to my dog Bree? Goodness, if I have to actually move her and she's asleep? GRRRRRR! (PS, she's all of 5 lbs)LOL!
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CatandJim

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Thanks I needed that smile.
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Hiker3

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This just about follows what I did 15 years ago when I had my first kitten.
Yup. Very true. 
(it didn't mention when you Don't move to get more comfortable because you might wake the cat who is sleeping VERY comfortable next to you). haha
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Barbilou and Fujimo

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I wore two different colored clogs to work yesterday because I got dressed in the dark so I wouldn't wake the cat.
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coppertales

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So true.........................................chris3
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