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KendallP

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Posted: 04/09/12 12:10pm

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Just got this one in an email. Kind of cute. I figured some of our good Canucks might enjoy it...

Blondes Explaining Easter

Three blondes died and found themselves standing before

St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the

Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter represented.

The first blonde, an American, said "Easter is a holiday where

they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."

St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and wouldn't let her in.

The second blonde, a Brit, said "Easter is when we celebrate

Jesus's birth and exchange gifts."

St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he wouldn't let her in either.

The third blonde, a Canadian, said she knew what Easter was,

and St.Peter said, "So, tell me."

She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with

the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover

feast with his disciples when he was betrayed by Judas,

and the Romans arrested him. The Romans hung him on the

cross and eventually he died. Then they buried him in a tomb

behind a very large boulder ..... " St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good."

Then the blonde continued, "Now, every year the Jews roll away

the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we

have six more weeks of hockey."

St. Peter promptly passed out.

Cheers,
Kendall

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Doug4.7

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Posted: 04/09/12 12:27pm

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LOL!

And she was doing SO well....

Shearwater

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Posted: 04/09/12 01:17pm

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Very good.

RVUSA

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Posted: 04/09/12 03:50pm

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If that doesnt make the top 10, then I pee'd my pants for nothing. LOL

SARGUY

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Posted: 04/11/12 09:34pm

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Funniest Blonde joke Ive heard in years,I m sure that Blonde #3 is my ex wife.

barbandwayne

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Posted: 04/12/12 12:01pm

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Love it! I read that Dolly Parton was asked if she was offended by dumb blond jokes. She said " No, cause I know I ain't dumb and I know I ain't blond!"

KendallP

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Posted: 04/12/12 12:04pm

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barbandwayne wrote:

Love it! I read that Dolly Parton was asked if she was offended by dumb blond jokes. She said " No, cause I know I ain't dumb and I know I ain't blond!"

Now THAT... is funny!

Full disclosure: My wife and 2 girls are blonde. And that's all I'm sayin' about that!