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Posted: 07/25/12 11:42am Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

My 8 year old GS was visiting me the other day and I was teasing him about the fact that all of the young girls in his neighborhood seemed enamored of him. (Not that it surprised me; he did inherit his grandfather's good looks, quick wit, and urbane charm. Fortunately for him, this was all from his other grandfather.) So I said to him, "hey,
Aidyn, what should I do to become a chick magnet?" He looked me in the eye, thought for a second, then gravely replied, "Deodorant?" I'm revising my will this afternoon!


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Posted: 07/25/12 01:43pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

Kids are a little too honest sometimes. That is funny. I can laugh because my G Daughter pulls no punches with me either.


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Aidyn's getting everything, right? Too funny!


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And all this time I thought is was money or a fire engine red convertable !

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You do know one of the uses for DUCKTAPE, right?

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what's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?












at a funeral there's hope!


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Our sense of smell gets weaker in old age. Maybe he wasn't joking and that you really do smell bad.

Rick Y wrote:

Aidyn, what should I do to become a chick magnet?" He looked me in the eye, thought for a second, then gravely replied, "Deodorant?" I'm revising my will this afternoon!


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Hammerhead wrote:

Our sense of smell gets weaker in old age. Maybe he wasn't joking and that you really do smell bad.
Well, I gotta admit, Hammer, that that sorta stung for a second but I thought about it and decided, "OK, there might be a bvalid point there but I can solve that!" Therefore I am now announcing that, whether I need it or not, from now on I am going to take a shower very nearly every week and to heck with the expense of the wasted water!!!

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Don't waste that water, just recycle it back through the fresh tank.


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