cmoehle
San Antonio, TX
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Rules: None--except keep it clean, please.  And if you're not a poet and you google it, provide a clickable, please.
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And here is a whole load of guff;
Have a read, if you like, through the stuff.
If you find that the strain
Is affecting your brain
Then I guess you've had more than enough.
source
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Jelly Bean
Huntington Beach, CA
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There once was a man from this Forum
who tried to persuade the forlorn
he failed at his quest
and was put to the test
and finally got flamed in a poem
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mr. ed
Madison, SD (but usually elsewhere)
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There once was a miss Fanny Bright
Who's speed was much greater than light
She set out one day, in a relative way
And arrived home the previous night.
Mr. Ed
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Jelly Bean
Huntington Beach, CA
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Good one!
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PRT
NY~FL
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I make these up for my grandsons. Not too good, but they are little  and not too critical. Nick is pretty easy, Brian not bad, but I have a hard time with Sean. He's always on a lawn.
There once was a young man named Nick,
Who hated it when he felt sick.
He fretted and stewed
While his Mimi's cake brewed,
Till she gave him the beater to lick.
Pat
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D B Cooper
Middle USA
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The joke you just told isn't funny one bit,
It's pointless and dull, wholly lacking in wit.
It's so old and so stale it's beginning to smell
And besides, it's the one I was going to tell.
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The_Barbarian
Bakersfied, CA
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A man couldn’t find his way to the Campfire.
He googled, surfed, and then retired.
Attempted again the next day,
became confused on the way,
but could care less once his wife said, “let’s sire!”
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Digger
Alexandria
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I wish I was a little grub,
With whiskers round my tummy.
I'd climb into a honey pot
And make my tummy gummy.
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CalRed
Home in Florida right now
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Joined: 11/27/2001
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There was a young caretaker named Frank,
Who kept all his beer in the school tank.
One day it was locked,
And he was so shocked,
Because without his pint he'd go blank.
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Earnest&Vern
Everywhere
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When things get twisted and out of joint,
Don't get discouraged and quit the game,
Remember a corkscrew never goes straight to the point,
But it gets there just the same.
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