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Posted: 07/11/12 01:51pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

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The intent of the thread is to have fun;


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One of the simplest examples is 'Cresent' wrench


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Another is 'sandpaper'


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'Elmers' glue, etc. etc.


I've tried saying all these phrases to my wife, and I just can't get a smile out of her, maybe it's my delivery?


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bucky1941 wrote:

what is 'OP'?

Original Post/Original Poster.


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fj12ryder wrote:

bucky1941 wrote:

what is 'OP'?

Original Post/Original Poster.

thank you


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Just saw an ad on craigslist wanting to sell a "settling torch".
I did not call on it...


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mowermech wrote:

Just saw an ad on craigslist wanting to sell a "settling torch".
I did not call on it...
LOL, I had to say that one out loud before I got it.

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bucky1941 wrote:

what is 'OP'?

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Object Programming? Observation Post?

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Here is a common one. Road sign: Low flying aircraft.

Well I really hope they are flying. These signs are invairiably near an airport so I guess one would expect to see aircraft flying low.


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The phrase is " I couldn't care less" not " I could care less"


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"WEIGH" and "WEIGHT"
The words are NOT interchangeable!

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"WEIGH" and "WEIGHT"
The words are NOT interchangeable!
Neither is loose and lose. Sigh.. it's a never-ending battle.

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