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Posted: 03/18/21 01:58pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

The internet said that chicken would keep for a long time in the freezer . My wife put one in last nite and it was dead this morning !

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LOL


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Posted: 03/18/21 04:55pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

Poor chicken LOL!


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You mean you didn't even give it a blanket?

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My wife wants to raise chickens but she calls chicken coops, chicken huts! I told her you don’t even know where they live!


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My son and his wife have a bunch, and have trouble getting rid of the eggs.

Talk about messy, disgusting animals. And lord forbid she ever try to clean one. I was about six when my father made my mother get rid of the few we had left.


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The story goes that a man bought a parrot. It was a talking parrot but the language... A sailor would blush

Well the tried and tried to get the bird to clean up it's language and no go. Finally he put it in the freezer. But he quickly relented and took it back out.

The parrot said to him: I think you may have taken offense at some of the language I've used in the past... I promise I will clean it up in the future.

The man said: Well that's good but what brought this on? The parrot said "Oh, nothing, but tell me.. What did the Chicken do?"


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One of my Roosters flapped his way up to the low branches on a Limon tree at first light and started crowing. My window is about three feet away.

"Keep it up and I'm going to rename you Colonel Sanders"

He refuses to go into the henhouse at night where it's safe. Foghorn Leghorn, is the alpha and more than once I have seen the smaller red rooster emerge minus a bunch of feathers. We have Mexican whip snakes, opossums, and coyotes so I fear for red's life. But he guarantees production of "huevos rojos". Maybe he sleeps up in the tree.

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Re Foghorn Leghorn.. There is a movie that runs from time to time on TV. "It's a Joke Son" lead male is Senator Claxton (Yup Foghorn leghorn).

Arrived at my daughter's appartment and the chickens her landlord was raising were clustered around.. I told her I'd get rid of them. Got out of the car and said "Listen Up Chickens"... Chic-fil-a. And just like that they were gone. I'm never going to shop CFA but it worked to scare off the birds.

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down home wrote:

You mean you didn't even give it a blanket?


You're thinking of pigs in a blanket. [emoticon]


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