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Posted: 04/04/21 11:45am Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

OK, here's the question only:
What would you call a cow who's missing 2 legs on the same side?

You supply the answer.

Also, what would you call a cow with no legs?

You supply the answer.


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I'd still call it a cow.


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The two obvious answers are going to be lean beef and ground beef but my dad called all his cows Bossy.


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4x4ord wrote:

The two obvious answers are going to be lean beef and ground beef but my dad called all his cows Bossy.


And bossy they were too.> Good answer by the way.


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Posted: 04/04/21 03:41pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

Don't think either would come no matter what you call it

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Posted: 04/04/21 04:57pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

In a very short time I would be calling it dinner.

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I'd have to have 2. Uphill and downhill.


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Posted: 04/05/21 08:39am Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

Yep, you folks nailed it. Lean beef and ground beef were correct. We have some clever folks on this forum. [emoticon]

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