RV.Net Open Roads Forum: Around the Campfire: 50th Anniversary

RV Blog

  |  

RV Sales

  |  

Campgrounds

  |  

RV Parks

  |  

RV Club

  |  

RV Buyers Guide

  |  

Roadside Assistance

  |  

Extended Service Plan

  |  

RV Travel Assistance

  |  

RV Credit Card

  |  

RV Loans

Open Roads Forum Already a member? Login here.   If not, Register Today!  |  Help

Newest  |  Active  |  Popular  |  RVing FAQ Forum Rules  |  Forum Posting Help and Support  |  Contact  

Search:   Advanced Search

Search only in Around the Campfire

Open Roads Forum  >  Around the Campfire  >  Humor/Jokes

 > 50th Anniversary

Reply to Topic  |  Subscribe  |  Print Topic  |  Post New Topic  | 
Sponsored By:
wanderingbob

monticeeo, fla

Senior Member

Joined: 07/26/2012

View Profile


Offline
Posted: 05/11/21 01:57pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

My wife wanted to go some place expensive , I took her to LOWES !

Lynnmor

Red Lion

Senior Member

Joined: 07/16/2011

View Profile



Good Sam RV Club Member


Posted: 05/11/21 03:35pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

I was at Lowe's today for a pair of gold-plated 2 x 10's, there was a long line of people flaunting their wealth by pushing carts with way more than me. [emoticon]





kellem

Shenandoah valley,VA

Senior Member

Joined: 05/07/2007

View Profile


Offline
Posted: 05/11/21 04:30pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

Just celebrated 35 years.

She's quite liberated and ask if I'd take her someplace she's never been before.....grabbed her hand and took her to the kitchen.

naturist

Lynchburg, VA

Senior Member

Joined: 04/24/2008

View Profile



Good Sam RV Club Member

Offline
Posted: 05/17/21 09:00am Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

Lynnmor wrote:

I was at Lowe's today for a pair of gold-plated 2 x 10's, there was a long line of people flaunting their wealth by pushing carts with way more than me. [emoticon]


I think you was bamboozled: just because it COST enough to BE gold plated does not mean it actually IS. Just sayin'.





wa8yxm

Davison Michigan (East of Flint)

Senior Member

Joined: 07/04/2006

View Profile


Offline
Posted: 05/17/21 05:12pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

Speaking of Gold. As you know the streets in heaven are Paved with gold

Well someone got the idea of "how much would it cost" to not so much pave with gold but Gold plate the freeways.. less than the concrete under the gold it turns out. (I forget how thick he was purposing to plate)

A rich man was going to die and he was one of the rarest of the Rare. He was going to heaven.. So an Angel was sent to him and he was told "Since you are the rarest of the rare. A Rich man who's goign to heaven, God has decided you should be granted one special favor.. So Ask away.. he though and though "you know you you can't take it with you?" (yes) "I want to take it with me" Zip-Zip (Back to heaven and then to the rich man) and the Angle had God's approval.

So he sold everything, bought gold and a suitcase and took it with him.

He gets to Heaven and St. Peter asks about the suitcase You know you can't bring it with you.
"Well I got special dispensation from God. check it out"
So St. Peter checks with God. Who confirms.
Ok, God says you can bring it with you but I get to inspect it first.
No problem and with a great heave he puts the suitcase on the table and opens it.

St. Peter looks inside and exclaims: "Pavement, You Brought Pavement".


Home was where I park it. but alas the.
2005 Damon Intruder 377 Alas declared a total loss
after a semi "nicked" it. Still have the radios
Kenwood TS-2000, ICOM ID-5100, ID-51A+2, ID-880 REF030C most times


d3500ram

Colorado

Senior Member

Joined: 07/31/2006

View Profile



Posted: 05/17/21 05:46pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

I do not like to flaunt my wealth, but I just shot a full box of 45 ACPs into a sheet of plywood (LOL.)

Reply to Topic  |  Subscribe  |  Print Topic  |  Post New Topic  | 

Open Roads Forum  >  Around the Campfire  >  Humor/Jokes

 > 50th Anniversary
Search:   Advanced Search

Search only in Around the Campfire


New posts No new posts
Closed, new posts Closed, no new posts
Moved, new posts Moved, no new posts

Adjust text size:




© 2021 CWI, Inc. © 2021 Good Sam Enterprises, LLC. All Rights Reserved.