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Posted: 08/24/21 06:56pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

Never ask you wife what time will dinner be ready, while she's mowing the lawn.





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You chicken? Should have bought her a zero turn.


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Posted: 08/27/21 05:08am Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

While she is cutting the grass try motioning to her to come here,then ask her to get you another beer.[emoticon] Fast food is not really that bad for 3 or 4 days.[emoticon]


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Posted: 08/27/21 05:28am Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

jetboater454 wrote:

While she is cutting the grass try motioning to her to come here,then ask her to get you another beer.[emoticon] Fast food is not really that bad for 3 or 4 days.[emoticon]


But how long before the blade wounds heal? [emoticon]


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Posted: 08/27/21 01:18pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

Crowe wrote:


But how long before the blade wounds heal? [emoticon]

I would imagine not too long, grass is pretty resilient [emoticon]

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jetboater454 wrote:

While she is cutting the grass try motioning to her to come here,then ask her to get you another beer.[emoticon] ...


Yo Linda Bring me a Beer!

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Posted: 08/27/21 01:26pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

I realize we are poking fun and none of these should be taken seriously... best thing to do is to just be honest:

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Have you ever read the series of "The funeral is ____"
(my name for it)

Things like He ask her when supper would be ready as she was mowing the lawn.
Pick a punch line
The funeral was Saturday
It was a lovely funeral
They still haven't found the body

Other things in this line


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One day 2 Chinese with broken English go to America. When they arrive they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu they see “hot dog” but since there English is bad, they think its literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back there both surprised and one of them ask "What part of the dog did you get."

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